While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk."Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained. The doctor came out and tried tocalm her down. "I assure you that no one on my staff would have done such a thing," he said. "Why do youthink it was taken here?""After the operation, I noticed the wig I was wearing was cheap–looking and ugly." "I think" explained thesurgeon gently, "that means your cataract operation was a success."